Just a daily dosage of the amazingness that is The Office.
Feel free to submit items from The Office in "Quote" form if only one person spoke, "Chat" form if more than one person spoke, video, or image. Submissions will be placed at the top of the queue.
"You looking for dinner and a movie?'Cause you're not gonna find it in that box.”
- Andy (to Angela)
"What would you say if I told you that we could play a prank on Dwight at the same time not be working"
- Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
(I was addressing this later, but this was submitted, so as my rules state, top of the queue)
Andy: Best ad ever? [singing] Give me a break…gimme a break…break me off a piece of that…[stops] I am totally blanking! What is the thing?
Jim: Nobody tell him!
Andy: What? No…why?
Jim: You got it, you’re so close.
Andy: Break me off a piece of that…apple sauce
Jim: Break me off a piece of that apple sauce. I don’t think that’s…
Andy: Piece of that Chrysler car…football cream…