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"You looking for dinner and a movie?'Cause you're not gonna find it in that box.”

- Andy (to Angela)

Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I’m looking forward to. It’s an Amish technique. It’s like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.

Dwight Schrute

Love that Andy. Right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. Likes me a lot. A lot. Too much. Like a crazy person a lil. Not super crazy just… just something about him that creeps me out. I can’t really explain it. He’s always up in my business. Which is ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me. I don’t understand how someone could have so little self awareness.

Michael Scott

Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.

Andy Bernard

Anger Management

Andy:Fine. I’ll just sit at my desk and be quiet. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. [hidden cell phone starts to ring] Excuse me. And I’m also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it’s funny to steal someone’s personal property and hide it from them. Here’s a little newsflash! It’s not funny! In fact, it’s pretty freakin’ unfunny! Oh, my GOD.Punch
Andy:That… was an overreaction. Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? Pam, you good?


Dwight Schrute: I'm temporarily lifting the shun.

Andy: Thank you.

Dwight Schrute: It means nothing. I want you to do something for me.

Andy: Anything.

Dwight Schrute: Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house and/or castle.

Andy: You mean a moon bounce.

Dwight Schrute: What do you think. You've got an hour.

Andy: I'm gonna need petty cash.

Dwight Schrute: Shunning resumed.

Andy: Do you want a draw bridge?

Dwight: Un-shun. Yeah, that sounds good. Re-shun.

Shun on

Dwight Schrute: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?

Jim Halpert: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.

Dwight Schrute: Okay, tell him that that's not true.

Jim Halpert: Dwight says that he doesn't actually know one single fact about bear attacks.

Dwight Schrute: Okay. No. Jim tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!

Beer me strength

Andy: Beer me!

Jim Halpert: What’s that?

Andy: Hand me that water. I always say, ‘beer me.’ It gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.

I want in

Andy: What're we doing? What's the game? I want in.

Jim Halpert: Oh there's no game, we're just trying to get these chips for Karen.

Andy: Did you check the vending machine?

Karen: Ohh the vending machine. How did we miss that?

Jim Halpert: I have no idea. We went right for the copier, and then we checked the fax machine.

Andy: Did you check, your butt?

Call of Duty

Andy: Why did you do that?

Jim Halpert: I'm just killing Germans any way I can.

Andy: We're on the German team. Shoot the British!

Jim Halpert: Wait, are we playing teams?


Andy: Pama-lama-ding-dong. Listen, you're cute. There's no getting around it. So, I don't know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos, maybe even toss a disc around. Utway ooday ooyay inkthay, Ampay?

Pam Beesly: Wow... I--

Andy: Shhh. Think about it. I'll hit you back.

The first jingle Darryl, Creed, Andy, Kevin and Kelly come up with, before Michael interrupts because he was expecting rap from Darryl. 

"The people person’s paper people."

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Chain of Command

Dwight Schrute: Which is higher, Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in charge of sales?

Michael Scott: I told you the titles were irrelevant. They just relate to payscale.

Dwight Schrute: Okay, so who gets paid more. Me or Andy?

Michael Scott: It is not a matter of more or less, your pay is just different.

Kit Kat Bar

 Andy: Best ad ever? [singing] Give me a break…gimme a break…break me off a piece of that…[stops] I am totally blanking! What is the thing?
Jim: Nobody tell him!
Andy: What? No…why?
Jim: You got it, you’re so close.
Andy: Break me off a piece of that…apple sauce
Jim: Break me off a piece of that apple sauce. I don’t think that’s…
Andy: Piece of that Chrysler car…football cream…