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"You looking for dinner and a movie?'Cause you're not gonna find it in that box.”
- Andy (to Angela)
Andy:Fine. I’ll just sit at my desk and be quiet. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. [hidden cell phone starts to ring] Excuse me. And I’m also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it’s funny to steal someone’s personal property and hide it from them. Here’s a little newsflash! It’s not funny! In fact, it’s pretty freakin’ unfunny! Oh, my GOD.
Andy:That… was an overreaction. Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? Pam, you good?
Dwight Schrute: I'm temporarily lifting the shun.
Andy: Thank you.
Dwight Schrute: It means nothing. I want you to do something for me.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house and/or castle.
Andy: You mean a moon bounce.
Dwight Schrute: What do you think. You've got an hour.
Andy: I'm gonna need petty cash.
Dwight Schrute: Shunning resumed.
Andy: Do you want a draw bridge?
Dwight: Un-shun. Yeah, that sounds good. Re-shun.
Dwight Schrute: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?
Jim Halpert: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, tell him that that's not true.
Jim Halpert: Dwight says that he doesn't actually know one single fact about bear attacks.
Dwight Schrute: Okay. No. Jim tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!
Andy: Beer me!
Jim Halpert: What’s that?
Andy: Hand me that water. I always say, ‘beer me.’ It gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.
Andy: What're we doing? What's the game? I want in.
Jim Halpert: Oh there's no game, we're just trying to get these chips for Karen.
Andy: Did you check the vending machine?
Karen: Ohh the vending machine. How did we miss that?
Jim Halpert: I have no idea. We went right for the copier, and then we checked the fax machine.
Andy: Did you check, your butt?
Andy: Why did you do that?
Jim Halpert: I'm just killing Germans any way I can.
Andy: We're on the German team. Shoot the British!
Jim Halpert: Wait, are we playing teams?
Andy: Pama-lama-ding-dong. Listen, you're cute. There's no getting around it. So, I don't know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos, maybe even toss a disc around. Utway ooday ooyay inkthay, Ampay?
Pam Beesly: Wow... I--
Andy: Shhh. Think about it. I'll hit you back.
Dwight Schrute: Which is higher, Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in charge of sales?
Michael Scott: I told you the titles were irrelevant. They just relate to payscale.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, so who gets paid more. Me or Andy?
Michael Scott: It is not a matter of more or less, your pay is just different.
Andy: Best ad ever? [singing] Give me a break…gimme a break…break me off a piece of that…[stops] I am totally blanking! What is the thing?
Jim: Nobody tell him!
Andy: What? No…why?
Jim: You got it, you’re so close.
Andy: Break me off a piece of that…apple sauce
Jim: Break me off a piece of that apple sauce. I don’t think that’s…
Andy: Piece of that Chrysler car…football cream…