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Darryl: This is the forklift. You need a licence to operate this machine. This means that the upstairs office workers can't drive it. Quiz. Mike. Should you drive the forklift?
Michael Scott: I can and I have--
Darryl: No, no, no, no. I said should you. You should not drive it. You should not drive the forklift.
Creed: I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-
Angela: You're useless.
Jim Halpert: You stay here and have fun, 'cuz I'm gonna go out back and shoot hoops with David Wallace.
Karen: [smiling] Okay. [Jim starts to walk away] Oh, um, don't mention that you and I are dating, 'cuz I think he might still have feelings for me.
Jim Halpert: Wallace? What the hell, have you dated like every guy here?
[Karen starts to laugh]
Jim Halpert: Wow. Okay. You got me.
Karen: I so got you.
Jim Halpert: So, none of them?
Karen: Of course not. I mean, you're, kind of like, my first.
Jim Halpert: Really?
Karen: Oh my God it's so easy it's not even fun.
Michael Scott: Alright. Ready? Come on guys. Early worm gets the.. worm.
Jim Halpert: Another worm, like, are they friends?
Michael Scott: Phyllis, did you break wind? It's okay, if you did. It's a very natural reaction. It's your wedding, you're nervous.
Phyllis: Mmm that wasn't me.
Michael Scott: Okay. Um. I'm sure that Bob... Wow. That is-- that is pungent. I lost my train of thought. Ahh.. are you set on that hairstyle?
Kelly: Could you scoot over? You're on my dress.
Meredith: I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding.
Kelly: I know but there was an emergency.
[cut to interview]
Kelly: I look really good in white.
Oscar: We don't even have to have a party.
Michael Scott: No, hey. Hey, don't be ridiculous. Of course we are going to have a party. The celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. And I want it to be Oscar specific--
Michael Scott: No, no not because you're gay. You're gayness does not define you. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you, to me. And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. So Phyllis I want you to go and find firecrackers and a Chihuahua.
Jim Halpert: After you sir.
Dwight Schrute: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Jim Halpert: Okay, well that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, yeah but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it.-- [Jim slaps Dwight, then walks away.]