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“You looking for dinner and a movie?‘Cause you’re not gonna find it in that box.”
- Andy (to Angela)
Dwight Schrute: Okay, you know what? This isn't working because uh, I'm not nervous in front of them, they're my subordinates.
Jim Halpert: Uh, no we're not.
Dwight Schrute: Ah, yes you are, I am assistant regional manger.
Jim Halpert: Which means absolutely nothing.
Dwight Schrute: Michael can you explain?
Michael Scott: Well, it's mostly made up.. so..
Dwight Schrute: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance--
Dwight Schrute: To use sudden violence--
Dwight Schrute: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?
Creed: What size?
Teenager in bar: Hey Creed.
Creed: Heyyy, what are you guys up to?
Teenager: You're the man buddy.
[cut to interview]
Creed: I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swipped from the sherrif's station.
Dwight Schrute: What's the square footage?
David Wallace: About five thousand.
Dwight Schrute: Does that include the garage?
Michael Scott: Dwight, wow, that's, not appropriate.
Dwight Schrute: I'm just-- it's a common question.
Michael Scott: David, how much did this house cost?